Today I feel like my world has been turned upside down! Do you know what this is like? When you love someone and then you Google their name and come to find out that not only does he know an ass ton of equations but he also kicks it with the comedian Carrot toppe (see picture above)! I've always been a great admirer of Mr. Stephen H. King. His lectures on science and the scary books he writes have affected my life in SO many ways. I consider myself to be a pretty cool cat, but this guy sets the bar so high that I need to go to the store and buy some step ladders to reach it. Is this the most accomplished man alive? I think so. Not many people know this about him but did you know he can levitate?!? What? No I'm not joshin' you I have a picture to prove it!
What a king among men! Just look at his assistants surrounding him, their eyes filled with jealousy and concern. You can imagine what they're saying to him "Mr.King, please! You've never hovered for more than 30 seconds! We need to run more tests to make sure that it's safe" to which I'm sure he replies "Don't touch me you fucking bastards! What do any of you peasants know about my work. Fetch me my jello shot!".
