Gorillas don't wear Hawaiian shirts





A young writer named Jaff Jeffery Kellogg (played by Mr.James Franco) moves to Florida to get away from it all, but he soon finds out that the grass isn't so green on the other side.  His new roommate Kimpatsu is not your ordinary bro.  Besides his insatiable heroine addiction he's also a fucking gorilla!   this movie really builds up tension because Jaff has always had a fear of gorillas and you KNOW Kimpatsu is going to have to tell Jaff sooner or later that he is, in fact, a fucking gorilla.  This movie is a roller coaster of emotions.  They laugh, they cry, they maul and in the end you really get the feeling like you've learned nothing at all.  Because you wont.  Gorillas don't wear hawaiian shirts and seldom do they fold their arms in a laid back fashion.