OK, this started a while ago. I would go into the bathroom to see hornets and be all like "Oh shit...a hornet". Then it turned into "OH shit....hornets". I think you get where I'm going with this.
Last night was the second attempt to get rid of them while drunk. Neither time went well. I think they've become conditioned to fight when I turn the vacuum on.
Last night we drank at Lil Red Hen....or Red Hen, maybe it was Lil Hen. I don't know, either way it was a fun time. Drank more than I needed to, made an ass out of myself in front of this cute girl I know while trying to ride my bike in a straight line. It could've been worse, Zach went a different route home and hit a parked car with our friends bike and the peddle broke off. But she didn't see that so fuck me still. Once I got home things didn't improve. we'll I guess we ate steak.....but that's besides the point. Zach was all "let's kill those fucking hornets" and I was all "YEEEEAH! Lets chill those fucking kornets". seemed like a good idea at the time so we got on some gear (P-coats and scarves and bandanas) and fucked their shit up. What I mean when I say "fucked their shit up" is that we banged on the vent until they came out all furious/judgmental and we tried to suck them up with a vacuum. We laughed until Zach got stung......then we got serious with it.....and broke the light in the hallway.
So now it's morning. We have to do damage control because our bathroom is littered with hornet corpses and there's glass in the hallway. OH and Zach got stung again. What the fuck is that? Who does that? You know what sucks more than being hungover? being hungover and getting a hornet sting. Here's a list of things that make my hangover worse.
LIST #1: Things that make my hangover
worse
A list by Stephen Tiberious Guglielmo
1.) Movement.
2.) Shrill sounds.
3.) Hornets.
4.) When I try to scroll through a window on my mac and it freezes instead of scrolling.
5.) That little spinning beach ball thing that my mac shows me when it's thinking too hard.
LIST #2: Things that make my hangover
better
Another list by Stephen Tiberious Guglielmo
1.) Good smelling things.
2.) Things that are soft.
3.) Hot showers.
4.) Good music like: Boris with Merzbow. Earth and Ghengis tron.
5.) Soup.
6.) Making lists of things.
Ok, we're done with lists for now. In fact I'm done blogging...I'm gonna eat some Soup in the shower while I listen to ALTAR.
