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Can we talk about Child labor?  Just for a minute please.  I feel like this is an untaped source of good work, maybe not quality work, but they can certainly lift the shit out of bricks.  I mean, just look at that face!  Thats the look of hard work.  I wouldn’t want him to do anything with fine detail because he still lacks fine motor-skills, but again, he could certainly do a good job with moving small logs from one site to the next.   Lets take a look at the pros and cons.   


                             PROS                           CONS

 Small: they can squeeze into tight places                  Small: They can lift a max of 30 Lbs.
      
 No concept of money so you can pay with legos      Do you know how many legos it takes
                                                                                    to build the millennium falcon? A lot!

They eat very little and would prefer to be fed        Their teeth fall out all over the job site
with snickers and skittles (very cheap)                     and it’s a bitch to look for teeth in sand


So, that’s how I feel about child labor.  In theory I think it would work out.  Lets give it a go America!