How much Joose is too much Joose? I think any Joose is too much Joose. HOWEVER, if you do decide to drink it you should take a few simple precautions to make sure you and the folks around you have a safe and enjoyable time.
- Wear shin, wrist and ankle guards along with a DOT approved helmet. (a normal bike helmet won’t cut it)
- Make sure all your pets are locked up in a safe part of the house.
- If you’re not comfortable with getting naked in front of tons of people then I would suggest maybe wearing some sort of locking underwear.
- Have a stranger hide your valuables. The point of this is to ensure that once the Joose has run out you do not try to pawn your belongings for more Joose money.
- Lastly it is VERY important that you keep your mind AND ears open. You will not be able to feel a taser, so again it’s important to LISTEN to the police when they tell you to get on the ground
Now that you have read some tips on how to be safe go out there and enjoy your tasty treats :)
