Ben Affleck and rational numbers

I have two things to talk about right now,  Numbers and Ben Affleck.   I’m going to start by telling you not to go see the movie The Town.  It blows,   The only way he could act MORE like a bitch is if he played not just his role (Doug MacRay)  but his female counter part Claire Keesey.   The movie consisted of Bens character trying to convince you he was hard by talking about guns with a boston accent.  Guess what!  It didn’t work BEN.  If your name was ever Benifer you are not allowed to hold a gun.  Also what kind of accent is that?  IS that an accent?  When my brother couldn’t pronounce the letter “R” we called it a speech impediment.   

PART II

Numbers.  

When I say numbers I’m not really talking about any specific number....just numbers in general.  

Like 2, 5, 78, 23, 778  ETC...  I really like the number 42 myself.  I’ve always gotten along great with numbers, It wasn’t until yesterday that I had a “BAD” experience with numbers.  No no,  it wasn’t like I had to count while under pressure or anything like that, I just had a bad encounter with the number 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 (Except the number kept on going).    It was a CRAZY number, kept on murmuring about how it was Pie or wanted pie? I don’t know.  Then shit got irrational and he stabbed the number 7.   So now I hate irrational numbers.    

Hi Ho Hi Ho, It’s off to work you go!

Can we talk about Child labor?  Just for a minute please.  I feel like this is an untaped source of good work, maybe not quality work, but they can certainly lift the shit out of bricks.  I mean, just look at that face!  Thats the look of hard work.  I wouldn’t want him to do anything with fine detail because he still lacks fine motor-skills, but again, he could certainly do a good job with moving small logs from one site to the next.   Lets take a look at the pros and cons.   

                             PROS                           CONS

 Small: they can squeeze into tight places                  Small: They can lift a max of 30 Lbs.

      

 No concept of money so you can pay with legos      Do you know how many legos it takes

                                                                                    to build the millennium falcon? A lot!

They eat very little and would prefer to be fed        Their teeth fall out all over the job site

with snickers and skittles (very cheap)                     and it’s a bitch to look for teeth in sand

So, that’s how I feel about child labor.  In theory I think it would work out.  Lets give it a go America!

       

23.5 ounces of pure mistake

How much Joose is too much Joose?  I think any Joose is too much Joose.  HOWEVER, if you do decide to drink it you should take a few simple precautions to make sure you and the folks around you have a safe and enjoyable time.

1. Wear shin, wrist and ankle guards along with a DOT approved helmet.  (a normal bike helmet won’t cut it)
2. Make sure all your pets are locked up in a safe part of the house.
3. If you’re not comfortable with getting naked in front of tons of people then I would suggest maybe wearing some sort of locking underwear.
4. Have a stranger hide your valuables.    The point of this is to ensure that once the Joose has run out you do not try to pawn your belongings for more Joose money.
5. Lastly it is VERY important that you keep your mind AND ears open.  You will not be able to feel a taser, so again it’s important to LISTEN to the police when they tell you to get on the ground

Now that you have read some tips on how to be safe go out there and enjoy your tasty treats :)   

Did you know?

Did you know:  The Sloths body temperature rises and falls with the outside air temperature?

Did you also know that because if this they tend to be lousy cuddle mates while camping.

The more you know....

Memory? Where we’re going we don’t need memory...

Marty Mcfly Didn’t care what his parents told him.  He couldn’t stay away from the Doc, He loved him.  In a way Marty always knew the Doc had dementia, but he didn’t care.  Marty stayed for the times that he could catch a glimpse of the old doc,  The intelligent Doc, Not the doc worried about Marty stealing the keys to his 1993 Toyota corolla (thought to be a time machine).    Doc slipped away slowly, the line between Genius and crazy has always been blurry, but something had to be done when Doc drove his VW bus into the towns bank claiming to be from the past.